IN MY BELLY: INVENTORY

Chronicling your eating habits is super trendy these days. Some people go all the way and write a book about it. Most nerds just have a blog.
In my journey to be the hippest, most behind-the-trend-curve food blogger out there, I want to tell you what I ate today.

Breakfast: Whole wheat sesame bagel with chive cream cheese. At around 10:23am, my breath was oniony and lactose and I needed a nap.

Snack: Dried plums and raw almonds. Don't be upset with me, I need the fiber.


Lunch: Chicken parmesean sandwich and potato salad. I peeled off most of the congealed cheese, but enjoyed every bit of mayonnaise in the salad.

Snack: Mini Snickers with almonds. It's leftover from Halloween, I know it's not organic. No regrets.

Dinner: Eggplant, cauliflower and green bean stir fry with red chili paste and basmati rice. More healthy. It all evens out in the end.

Do you feel like you know me better now? I'm bored and feel violated and vulnerable.
Dog the Bounty Hunter is on Larry King...gotta go!